Line Dance Steps

New Lyrics?

My mothers wedding is coming up and she's asked me to sing a song at it. I would love to sing this song but it has a curse in it and wouldn't be proper in a church. I've put the line into quotation for all of you. I'm think the whole line will have to be rewritten but I'm not too bright where lyrics are concerned... The Book Of Love - Peter Gabriel The book of love is long and boring " No one can lift the damn thing " It's full of charts and facts and figures and instructions for dancing Here is a link to the song itself if you've never heard of it before: http://www.merlin.com.pl/MP3/8/1/9863953-U10.mp3 sorry here this will work http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlpJauF5EP4

Public Comments

1. Takes a lifetime to read the whole thing.
2. You just need to replace the word damn. I think the line should still end 'thing' or else it won't rhyme with 'dancing' will it and will probably be less noticeable No one can lift the huge thing No one can lift the whole thing No one can lift the cursed thing No one can lift the old thing