Line Dance Steps

My wife likes to go line dancing, but I can't go to the bar if I can't bring my gun, what should I do?

I just feel so vulnerable without my gun, like a turtle without a shell. My wife likes to go line dancing, and they don't allow guns in the bar! It makes me so upset I could cry!

Public Comments

1. I sense your sarcasm. Not all Republicans like country or own a gun.
2. Do not shoot your wife.
3. Shoot yourself in the foot.
4. Just shoot ya a few folks before you go to tide you over.
5. Hide your gun in a body cavity.
6. So you're either taking a cheap shot at 2nd amendment advocates or you're an idiot. If you're serious, just do what I do and ignore the sign. If you're an idiot liberal, well, screw you.
7. Shoot your wife.
8. Have your wife slap you as hard as she can. Seriously. After she does that you will see you don't need a gun. Your wife is man enough for both of you. Sissies Don't Cry- Video http://heraldoftruth.webs.com/apps/videos/videos/show/7836335-new-world-order-2009-1-10
9. Sounds like you have grounds for divorce.
10. I think you need to work on your insecurity.
11. Stay home with your gun, drink beer and watch wrestling on TV. Your wife should be able to got to the bar by herself and find a nice guy to dance with.
12. It sounds to me like you have been smoking too many illegal drugs. If you stop smoking the illegal drugs, you will recover eventually.
13. lol
14. If you look around, you should be able to find a single-wide out in the woods somewhere that doubles as a bar. ENJOY!